Cautionary Tale Enthusiasts Mugs

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Fishing Boat Derby

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Giant bird.

Baron de Munchausen

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"Tell me a whopper."

Paul's Bunions

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

"Beware of everything."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Fishing Stories

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.