Lover Of Cautionary Tales Mugs

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'How was your luck, dear?'

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

'I just dreamt that I was the world, kung fu champion!'

Stop before it's too late

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."