Cautionary Tale Reader Mugs

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Good boy

Casual skydiving.

Robot Olympics

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"Spare us the gory details."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Giant bird.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Caution falling books

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Stop before it's too late

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'