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'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Good boy

Casual skydiving.

Robot Olympics

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Giant bird.

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Caution falling books

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Humpty Dumpty on Break.

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."