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"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Baron de Munchausen

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"Beware of everything."

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."