Cautionary Tales Fan T-Shirts

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Geekasaurus.

"It's called being preemptive."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Geekasaurus.

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

Unnecessary alarm company

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Stop before it's too late

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."