Cautionary Tales Fan Gifts

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

Geekasaurus.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Geekasaurus.

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

"Beware of everything."

Unnecessary alarm company

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)