Cautionary Tale Lovers Gifts

Robot Olympics

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"Spare us the gory details."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

Giant bird.

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Geekasaurus.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'