Cautionary Tale Lover Gifts

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

J. R. R. Tolkien

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Robot Olympics

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Giant bird.

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Geekasaurus.

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"Beware of everything."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Damsel NOT in distress.

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'