Cautionary Tale Teller Gifts

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Early accounting scandals.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

"No, I'm scarier."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Little Red Riding Hood

"Spare us the gory details."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Anecdote Magazine

Giant bird.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."