Cautionary Tale Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Fishing Boat Derby

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Robot Olympics

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Baron de Munchausen

Giant bird.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Tell me a whopper."

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Fishing Stories

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.