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In retrospect, what I learned is that money is a motivator but it can be too much of a motivator

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Robot Olympics

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."