Cautionary Tale Appreciator Pillows

In retrospect, what I learned is that money is a motivator but it can be too much of a motivator

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Robot Olympics

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Giant bird.

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Stop before it's too late