Cautionary Tale Enthusiast Mugs

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Stop before it's too late

Chemical drug affects Cuba

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

A drunken night and a bad decision drastically alters the course of Mike's life.

Working in health and safety tends to impact upon your personal life!

Be careful what you wish for. . .

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Never buy a tv from a man in the street, especially if he's out of breath!"

"Well did he?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"It's called being preemptive."

Geekasaurus.

Robot Olympics

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Tall tales and Short stories

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Giant bird.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

'On the FBI Most Wanted, I was once number 473...'