Comedically Cautionary Tales Gifts

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Robot Olympics

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Spare us the gory details."

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

Giant bird.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"Beware of everything."

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

'Come on, I know you're in there.'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"I did warn you there might be some side effects."

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

Stop before it's too late

"One reason for your incompatibility may be that you're each married to someone else!"