Comedically Cautionary Tales T-Shirts

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Robot Olympics

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

"Spare us the gory details."

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Giant bird.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

"Beware of everything."

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

'Come on, I know you're in there.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

"I did warn you there might be some side effects."

Stop before it's too late

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."