Story Chasers Gifts

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"When did she start crawling?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Technology and literature

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction