Tail Chaser Enthusiasts Gifts

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

Headshot of perky dog.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"