Tail-chasing Enthusiast Gifts

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"You've already been for a walk."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"That's just not the real me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"