Tail Chaser Appreciator Gifts

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."