Tail-wagger Appreciator Gifts

Know your dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Take it easy back there!"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'