Tail-wagger Appreciator Gifts

Know your dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'