Wagging Tail Chaser Gifts

'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You've already been for a walk."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"