Wagging Tail Chaser Pillows

'Milton Kabuff, dog breeder.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"And here are today's categories...."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"