Tail-wagger Chaser Pillows

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"And here are today's categories...."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"