Tail-wagger Lover Pillows

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'He's barking mad!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'