Tail-waggers Enthusiast Pillows

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."