Tail-wagging Enthusiast Pillows

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy

Dog lover

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"We can't get you a toy every time we go shopping."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Tell me again why dog owners are healthier."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Did you hear about the dog that ran 100 miles just to retrieve a stick?"

"Buzz, is it really you? My gosh, how long has it been since we last sniffed butts?"

"Good dog!"

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'You spoil that dog.'

Parping dog.

Dog on leash waiting outside an outhouse. (His owner is inside)

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

Dinner Time!

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'I haven't had my day and I don't know any dog who has.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Ok, maybe I am eating too fast."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"That's just not the real me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."