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"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You've already been for a walk."

Dog Park Zoom

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"