'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'
Tail Wag Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Express their dog-loving personality with our tail wag enthusiast t-shirts, crafted with fun, dog-inspired graphics and witty sayings that turn heads and tug at heartstrings.
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
A man and his dog
'Bloody favouritism I call it.'
Dog lover
"He's already getting attached to you."
'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"
'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'
"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."
Dog Park Zoom
'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'
'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'
This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."
"You've already been for a walk."
'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'
'You tell me how he does it.'
"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"
"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."
"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."
"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."
'He's barking mad!'
"No, I did not sniff you!"
Headshot of perky dog.
'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'
'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'
'My wife doesn't understand us.'
"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."
"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"
"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."
"You destination is around the next curve."
Tail Wag Enthusiasts T-Shirts Collection
Tail Wag Enthusiasts Mugs
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Tail Wag Enthusiasts Pillows
Find cozy and humorous pillows designed for tail wag enthusiasts to add a dog-loving touch to any room.
Tail Wag Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our art prints section to find charming and witty pieces that celebrate the joyful world of tail wagging dogs.