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"Well it's not as if you didn't give her some cause to yell at you."

'Well, I might not be able to fetch the newspaper for her, but she carries me around everywhere in her purse...'

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'Look at the TV, Major! Go get him, boy!'

He'll 'stay' all right...on the velcro dogmat.

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'

'Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a vicious attack.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'He likes to make sure we're not throwing away any of his stuff.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."