Tail Wag Enthusiast T-Shirts

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'Your mouth says 'no', but your tail says 'yes!''

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"Finally...a purdy one!"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

'He's dreaming about something he likes...look at that tail go!'

'He probably smells your dog on you.'

Using dog's tail as its lead.

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

Dog Park Zoom

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's barking mad!'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'