Tail-wagger Extraordinaire Pillows

'This one keeps dog time.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Pet Entertainers

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'