Tail-wagger Extraordinaire Prints

'This one keeps dog time.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Pet Entertainers

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'