Tail-wagging Pro Prints

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."