Tail-wagging Pro Gifts

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

K9 Authors.

Headshot of perky dog.

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."