Tail-wagging Troublemaker Gifts

"Bad dog."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

K9 Authors.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'This one keeps dog time.'