Tail-wagging Wanderer Gifts

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Your love gives me strength."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'This one keeps dog time.'