Tail-wagging Traveler Gifts

Car Dog-Doors.

The way dogs see it

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."