World Traveler Wagging Tail Gifts

'I just gave that mutt a flea bath yesterday, and he's gone and picked up some other Paris site!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"