Tail-wagging Adventurer Gifts

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

K9 Authors.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Headshot of perky dog.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'