Tail-wagging Walker Gifts

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

'This one keeps dog time.'