Tail-wagger Chaser Gifts

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"And here are today's categories...."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"