Tail Wagger's Pal Gifts

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."