Tail-wagger's Best Friend Gifts

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"

Stick man throws arm for dog