Tail-wagger's Best Friend Mugs

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'Margie, this dog's got to go, he's just too cute!'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"