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'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'He's barking mad!'

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"My human can't tell which end is which."