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"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"