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'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

Stick man throws arm for dog

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He loved that dog.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."