Tail-wagger Ally T-Shirts

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'Margie, this dog's got to go, he's just too cute!'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."