Tail-wagging Wonder Gifts

'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

'That was fun!'

Man at complaints window with dog biting his arm.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"You destination is around the next curve."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'